life in ozoro polytechnic ,a story by eliboy
*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*
*EPISODE 2*
It’s Two days to the entrance examination but I was
transmogrified into something unusual, didn’t bother
to study which was unlike me when it comes to
exam. It was just as if am fully prepared because it
wasn’t up to a month I sat for the NDU exam.
I called my best friend Jerry to inform him of my
coming. He was in ND1 studying computer science in
the school (DSPZ).
JERRY: Eliboy my guy A.K.A alele kpekus wazzup
with you na (talking with warri accent)
ME: Brotherly I’m firm oo, I just want to let you
know am sitting for ozoro poly entrance exam.
JERRY: you are a fuckup guy; you would have
informed me earlier on.
ME: it’s not too late bro; I’ll be coming tomorrow
to pass the night in your place
JERRY: Better, don’t worry I’ll arrange first class
shawama for you. Some ripe ones are even in my
hostel
ME: Abeg nor start (pidgin)
JERRY: stop pretending, I know you need one
ME: thanks, I’ve heard you.
I smiled as I hanged up, and said to myself ‘Jerrry is
a baaaad guy, am not yet a student and he
already has bad plan for me. A decisive taught
came into my mind that it would be better if I go
along with me 2 packs of condom since I don’t
know Jerry’s main motive because I heard that the
girls in higher institution are all bad girls. Most of
them have different sexual transmitted infections
which they are willing to share. I don’t want to be
infected, this thought in my mind left me with no
option than to go fully prepared with amour and
protection (anti-biotic drugs and condoms)…
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
Without any further delay, I reached for a small
suitable travelling bag that will contain some
clothes which will take me up to 3days in the
strange town where I will be passing the night for
the first time including the requirements for the
examination.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
I woke up exactly 6:00am the following morning,
said my prayers regarding to the trip and the
examination and also seek for God’s protection
throughout my stay there, thereafter, I did some
exercise before entering the bathroom to freshen
up.
It was exactly 7:25am when I finally finished and
walk to my mum to inform her about my journey.
ME: Baby, I’m travelling to Ozoro (baby is what I
often called my mum)
MUM: Son, did I hear you say travelling?
ME: yes ma, I’m going there to write their entrance
exam
MUM: And you didn’t let me know on time?
ME: Sorry ma, but it’s something I can take care of
MUM: If you say so, I wish you success my son, you
will pass and put our enemies to shame
ME: AMEN!
She dipped her right hand into her hand-bag and
brought out some cash which I believe was too
much. I never wanted her to give me some money
but her prayers. The total figure after counting the
money is ten thousand Naira, I was so grateful and
happy because I had enough cash for my trip and
also to catch fun with.
I boarded a keke napep which took me to
Uduaghan’s transport service at Deco junction,
Warri. On my arrival, I bought a ticket for the
destination I was heading and in less than 5minutes
a young man started shouted at the top of his
voice using a microphone;
“Ozoro with C ticket, Ozoro with C ticket, C1 to 15,
your vehicle is ready. The first bus by your left
hand side”
I checked my ticket carefully and saw C2 on top of
it which signified the 2nd passenger to book for
that vehicle. I went close to the bus so I can sit at
the front and a smart looking girl joined me in the
front making us three including the bus driver. Off
we went after everyone has successfully secure their
seats, as the vehicle sped pass a gallop, my phone
fell from my hands and onto the smart soft looking
girl’s lap which I boldly retrieve without minding the
region the phone was close to. I later said;
ME: Am sorry pretty
GIRL: No problem, hope its working fine?
ME: yes, did the phone hurt you, I m-e-a-n are you
hurt? (Stammering)
GIRL: Not really
ME: I’m Eli by name
GIRL: Rukevwe but people call me Rukky, you can
call me ruk for short
She wasn’t angry at all as we started getting
acquainted and finally exchanged contacts. She was
smiling all through our conversation with her eye
lashes blinking like that of a doll. What I liked
about her was the way she bit her lips seductively
*EPISODE 2*
It’s Two days to the entrance examination but I was
transmogrified into something unusual, didn’t bother
to study which was unlike me when it comes to
exam. It was just as if am fully prepared because it
wasn’t up to a month I sat for the NDU exam.
I called my best friend Jerry to inform him of my
coming. He was in ND1 studying computer science in
the school (DSPZ).
JERRY: Eliboy my guy A.K.A alele kpekus wazzup
with you na (talking with warri accent)
ME: Brotherly I’m firm oo, I just want to let you
know am sitting for ozoro poly entrance exam.
JERRY: you are a fuckup guy; you would have
informed me earlier on.
ME: it’s not too late bro; I’ll be coming tomorrow
to pass the night in your place
JERRY: Better, don’t worry I’ll arrange first class
shawama for you. Some ripe ones are even in my
hostel
ME: Abeg nor start (pidgin)
JERRY: stop pretending, I know you need one
ME: thanks, I’ve heard you.
I smiled as I hanged up, and said to myself ‘Jerrry is
a baaaad guy, am not yet a student and he
already has bad plan for me. A decisive taught
came into my mind that it would be better if I go
along with me 2 packs of condom since I don’t
know Jerry’s main motive because I heard that the
girls in higher institution are all bad girls. Most of
them have different sexual transmitted infections
which they are willing to share. I don’t want to be
infected, this thought in my mind left me with no
option than to go fully prepared with amour and
protection (anti-biotic drugs and condoms)…
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
Without any further delay, I reached for a small
suitable travelling bag that will contain some
clothes which will take me up to 3days in the
strange town where I will be passing the night for
the first time including the requirements for the
examination.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
I woke up exactly 6:00am the following morning,
said my prayers regarding to the trip and the
examination and also seek for God’s protection
throughout my stay there, thereafter, I did some
exercise before entering the bathroom to freshen
up.
It was exactly 7:25am when I finally finished and
walk to my mum to inform her about my journey.
ME: Baby, I’m travelling to Ozoro (baby is what I
often called my mum)
MUM: Son, did I hear you say travelling?
ME: yes ma, I’m going there to write their entrance
exam
MUM: And you didn’t let me know on time?
ME: Sorry ma, but it’s something I can take care of
MUM: If you say so, I wish you success my son, you
will pass and put our enemies to shame
ME: AMEN!
She dipped her right hand into her hand-bag and
brought out some cash which I believe was too
much. I never wanted her to give me some money
but her prayers. The total figure after counting the
money is ten thousand Naira, I was so grateful and
happy because I had enough cash for my trip and
also to catch fun with.
I boarded a keke napep which took me to
Uduaghan’s transport service at Deco junction,
Warri. On my arrival, I bought a ticket for the
destination I was heading and in less than 5minutes
a young man started shouted at the top of his
voice using a microphone;
“Ozoro with C ticket, Ozoro with C ticket, C1 to 15,
your vehicle is ready. The first bus by your left
hand side”
I checked my ticket carefully and saw C2 on top of
it which signified the 2nd passenger to book for
that vehicle. I went close to the bus so I can sit at
the front and a smart looking girl joined me in the
front making us three including the bus driver. Off
we went after everyone has successfully secure their
seats, as the vehicle sped pass a gallop, my phone
fell from my hands and onto the smart soft looking
girl’s lap which I boldly retrieve without minding the
region the phone was close to. I later said;
ME: Am sorry pretty
GIRL: No problem, hope its working fine?
ME: yes, did the phone hurt you, I m-e-a-n are you
hurt? (Stammering)
GIRL: Not really
ME: I’m Eli by name
GIRL: Rukevwe but people call me Rukky, you can
call me ruk for short
She wasn’t angry at all as we started getting
acquainted and finally exchanged contacts. She was
smiling all through our conversation with her eye
lashes blinking like that of a doll. What I liked
about her was the way she bit her lips seductively
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