life in ozoro polytechnic, a story by eliboy
*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*
*EPISODE 5*
Finally the D-day has come, I left Rukkys apartment
while she was still far asleep to freshen up and get
prepared for the main deal of the day. Didn’t
bother to wake her up since she wasn’t pleased with
what happened last night, I sent her an apology
message regarding to what happened between us
and went to the campus where I will be writing the
examination.
The whole town was filled with lot of people from
diver’s places, it’s like a market place if you do
not walk steadfastly, you will surely collide with
another person. I managed to locate the hall where
my name is with the help of the para-military
officers and school securities who directed me to
campus two (2) after lot of to and fro movement.
Getting to the hall, I sat down on the seat provided
for me since the seat number tally with the one on
my photo card and also bear my serial number.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
It’s over and I was feeling a bit relieved, the
questions were so cheap. Fifteen questions to answer
for just 30mins and I didn’t spend up to 20mins in
the hall before I came out. The examiner
concentrated more on biology, physics and
chemistry with just two questions from mathematics
which are just like quantitative I did in primary
school. Since I have no other business in the school
I went straight home and met jerry sleeping, he
woke up as soon as he heard the noise of the door
ME: you dey sleep like rat when just escape from
cat, after you don over worked your curve7 last
night with Aghogho.
JERRY: wanka!!! Na me you won chick eh, I be like
small pikin for your eye? Abi you think say na only
you sabi alele girls kpekus?
ME: insult me as you like but don’t forget to
respect my gray hair. What are we eating? my belle
don gum my back oo
JERRY: guy na still that soup dey oo, abi you won
eat indomie? make I tell Aghogho to prepare am
ME: I go arrange am myself nor stress the innocent
girl when you don bukele till day break
JERRY: that reminds me, I greeted RUKKY this
morning but she gave me deaf ears. What happened
between you both last night?
ME: guy leave that babe, she might be heading
somewhere that was why she didn’t answer you. She
told me she is sometimes shy to answer greetings in
the morning (I didn’t want to reveal the truth to
him)
JERRY: that na her own palava. A friend of mine
called me today reminding me of his birthday party
tonight. I’m going there with Aghogho and I want
you to join us
ME: I was even planning to go out tonight just to
celebrate a successful exam.
JERRY: I know say book full your block head na, so
you must make it into the school, that means we
are going for double celebration. You will like the
place I bet you, it has maximum security
ME: what is the name of the place?
JERRY: “WESTEN HALL” is the name, its opposite the
school you must have passed there this morning on
your way to school
ME: I dey with you full time but belle first….
Base on normal level, I garnish the indomie and
bought two big bottle of pepsi for me and jerry to
step down with. Settled on the far end of the bed
after the meal and switch on my phone which was
off as at the time I was about going to campus, I
taught rukky must have replied my message but to
my greatest surprise none of the unread messages
came from her. I was so restless and started
meditating on what to do next, I dialed her number
more than 10 times but she didn’t pick up neither
did she busy the call. What else can I do? I ask
myself, if only she can go to this party with me. I
haven’t gotten a solution when Jerry taps me by
my shoulder telling me to get dress for the party.
JERRY: allele kpekus watin you dey think abi you
nor write well you come dey deceive me
ME: you say? (pretending as if I didn’t hear what he
said)
JERRY: myself and Aghogho don ready remaining
you. My padi send me message say na till dawn so
carry better money oo because na you won bottle
us
ME: see gbedu!!! Oshei! (with Dbanj voice)…
problem nor dey brotherly, na money go shame
I rush into the bathroom to take a quick shower
forgetting about rukky permanently, come to think
of it I don collect my share from the national cake
‘as he dey hot’ why should I bother myself again
when I don’t even love her…. The only tin I like
about her is that she got a gigantic watermelon
boobs must girls don’t have, but choosed to let
go….
*EPISODE 5*
Finally the D-day has come, I left Rukkys apartment
while she was still far asleep to freshen up and get
prepared for the main deal of the day. Didn’t
bother to wake her up since she wasn’t pleased with
what happened last night, I sent her an apology
message regarding to what happened between us
and went to the campus where I will be writing the
examination.
The whole town was filled with lot of people from
diver’s places, it’s like a market place if you do
not walk steadfastly, you will surely collide with
another person. I managed to locate the hall where
my name is with the help of the para-military
officers and school securities who directed me to
campus two (2) after lot of to and fro movement.
Getting to the hall, I sat down on the seat provided
for me since the seat number tally with the one on
my photo card and also bear my serial number.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
It’s over and I was feeling a bit relieved, the
questions were so cheap. Fifteen questions to answer
for just 30mins and I didn’t spend up to 20mins in
the hall before I came out. The examiner
concentrated more on biology, physics and
chemistry with just two questions from mathematics
which are just like quantitative I did in primary
school. Since I have no other business in the school
I went straight home and met jerry sleeping, he
woke up as soon as he heard the noise of the door
ME: you dey sleep like rat when just escape from
cat, after you don over worked your curve7 last
night with Aghogho.
JERRY: wanka!!! Na me you won chick eh, I be like
small pikin for your eye? Abi you think say na only
you sabi alele girls kpekus?
ME: insult me as you like but don’t forget to
respect my gray hair. What are we eating? my belle
don gum my back oo
JERRY: guy na still that soup dey oo, abi you won
eat indomie? make I tell Aghogho to prepare am
ME: I go arrange am myself nor stress the innocent
girl when you don bukele till day break
JERRY: that reminds me, I greeted RUKKY this
morning but she gave me deaf ears. What happened
between you both last night?
ME: guy leave that babe, she might be heading
somewhere that was why she didn’t answer you. She
told me she is sometimes shy to answer greetings in
the morning (I didn’t want to reveal the truth to
him)
JERRY: that na her own palava. A friend of mine
called me today reminding me of his birthday party
tonight. I’m going there with Aghogho and I want
you to join us
ME: I was even planning to go out tonight just to
celebrate a successful exam.
JERRY: I know say book full your block head na, so
you must make it into the school, that means we
are going for double celebration. You will like the
place I bet you, it has maximum security
ME: what is the name of the place?
JERRY: “WESTEN HALL” is the name, its opposite the
school you must have passed there this morning on
your way to school
ME: I dey with you full time but belle first….
Base on normal level, I garnish the indomie and
bought two big bottle of pepsi for me and jerry to
step down with. Settled on the far end of the bed
after the meal and switch on my phone which was
off as at the time I was about going to campus, I
taught rukky must have replied my message but to
my greatest surprise none of the unread messages
came from her. I was so restless and started
meditating on what to do next, I dialed her number
more than 10 times but she didn’t pick up neither
did she busy the call. What else can I do? I ask
myself, if only she can go to this party with me. I
haven’t gotten a solution when Jerry taps me by
my shoulder telling me to get dress for the party.
JERRY: allele kpekus watin you dey think abi you
nor write well you come dey deceive me
ME: you say? (pretending as if I didn’t hear what he
said)
JERRY: myself and Aghogho don ready remaining
you. My padi send me message say na till dawn so
carry better money oo because na you won bottle
us
ME: see gbedu!!! Oshei! (with Dbanj voice)…
problem nor dey brotherly, na money go shame
I rush into the bathroom to take a quick shower
forgetting about rukky permanently, come to think
of it I don collect my share from the national cake
‘as he dey hot’ why should I bother myself again
when I don’t even love her…. The only tin I like
about her is that she got a gigantic watermelon
boobs must girls don’t have, but choosed to let
go….
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