Take Me To Naija

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 20* continuation from last scene…. ME: What should I do then? GIRL: Batam loves me so much and always do what I say, I can spare your life if only you come to my house every weekend to sleep with me. I heard you are a fantastic F.U.C.K.E.R ME: eh!!! I’m not oo GIRL: I overheard her telling her brother that she enjoyed the way you sexed her, so I wanna see how good you are on bed. I’m desperate more than Favour if you must know (using her hands to weigh my manhood by packing it from the trouser) ME: Truth O’ God, I’m not good in it oo… Just help me na (removing her hands from my curve7) GIRL: I’ve told you all I needed, if you aren’t in, then forget about me helping you (leaving me stylishly, immediately she pronounced the last word in her statement) ME: I’m in ma, please help me I’ll do as you say….. GIRL: then call me (dropping a piece of paper on the ground as she walked awa...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*             *EPISODE 19* I tried my possible best to gather the momentum needed to overcome my present predicament and inscribed guts to push ahead. Dressed up and took all I needed for the days lecture, myself and Chekwube went for school and Rukky to her house. Rukky has already planned to carry her travelling bag to my house that day, since she will travel back home the next day, to see her just promoted father, who she haven’t seen for up to two months… INSIDE CAMPUS Chekwube and I walked into the school through the back gate, instead of the main gate, it was all my ideal as I tried to avoid any unexpected attack. I was so vigilant that Chekwube started feeling so uncomfortable CHEKWUBE: Eli, are you seeing ghost? ME: Did I say am seeing ghost? CHEKWUBE: You always answer questions with question… I notice you have been looking back every seconds that passes and your sides every time an unkno...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*             *EPISODE 18* I and Chekwube were busy concentrating on the WHOT we were playing, when RUKKY came knocking. Chekwube went for the door and RUKKY walked in with a splendid smile… RUKKY: She must be the brain box you have been telling me about? ME: Yeah, she is the Chekwube who always stood by me as long as that department is concern (Chekwube locked the door and took back her position) RUKKY: She is a pretty young girl, we even look alike (Chekwube smiled as she blushed) ME: I disagree, you both have pointed nose and same complexion that doesn’t make you babes look alike CHEKWUBE: Whether you like it or not ELI, she has said it all and I agree with her ME: Girls and backup, una win ooo We were still discussing when I realized my fridge is lacking yoghurts and drinks; all I have inside was just sachet water. I excused myself from them and went outside to get drinks, yoghurts, fruits and ...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*          *EPISODE 17* Rukky walked down with me to get a bike, and promise to visit me in my hostel the next day. Getting to my hostel, I saw those three boys coming out from my hostel with same dress code. What does these guys wants from me? It is clear they’re after me because I’ve seen them almost 3 times today. ‘Notin do me sha, as a warri boy anything when won happen go happen’, I walked pass them with a little fright in me, and entered my hostel. I was thinking they will stop me but they didn’t. I head straight to my apartment, and locked myself inside. While in my room, I called Rukky to let her know I have gotten home, I also called Jerry who told me he is on his way to Warri. – – – – – – – – – – – I barely settled after eating a well cooked spaghetti, when Favour started calling me on phone. I picked up immediately; ME: Hello fav! FAVOUR: So it’s because of that tinny boko you choose not to t...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 16* We got to the school canteen, where we bought the snacks and minerals before returning back to our lecture hall, for the next class. Reaching there I noticed my bag was not on our seat, I asked CHEKWUBE if she hid it but she said ‘NO’. We went round the class, and manage to see it at the back of the building, where we are receiving lectures. I search the bag to see if anything has been stolen, but to my greatest surprise everything was in place. We both went in; waiting for the next lecturer to come. CHEKWUBE was very surprise because her bag was still inside while mine was taken outside without anything stolen. The next lecturer came in and started talking to himself, as he reads his textbook, I saw everyone writing including Chekwube and I brought out my note book also to write. I opened the small zip in my bag to get my pen and saw a small paper which came out with my pen;...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 15* FAVOUR: Sweetie, I so much enjoyed the water ME: Me too, that is why I ask you to go and shower FAVOUR: Now we can enjoy ourselves ME: I can’t lie to you; my mind now is how I can finish all the notes I took from that my friend FAVOUR: You value the note more than me eh? ME: I value our friendship, but education comes first FAVOUR: Baby you know I love you, please give me your romantic touches (dropping the towel with only her bra and pant on) ME: I remember I once told you that we are just friends, and apologize for having copulation with you? FAVOUR: We are friends and great lovers if you must know… Baby stop all this na, I am in the mood already (using her boobs to stab my body by holding me to herself) ME: I’m not in the mood and will never be, I am sorry (repelling her body) FAVOUR: I don’t like begging guys, but you will regret this I bet you. By next week you will c...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 14* I was in my room putting things in place when someone barge my door wide open without knocking, such altitude really gets me pissed off, but because it was Favour, I didn’t reveal how angry I was. I welcomed her in with a hug and offer her to sit on my foreign leather chair, which is adjacent to my bed, facing my 14 inches flat screen tv (LG plasma). I brought out Holandia yoghurt from my student refrigerator and gave it to her with a smiling outlook, before going to the filling station to get petrol. The queue there was so long that I spent almost 20mins until it got to my turn; I planned to buy 6 liters which I believe will take us till dawn but the attendant said a liter is #170 and no longer #86. I gave him #680 for 4litres, which was at a very high cost. I should have bought from black market at the rate of #200 per liter na, than to be on this queue wasting my precious tim...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 13* I haven’t finished my statement when an average height man walked into the hall and the whole building became calm like a graveyard. Chekwube just whispered to my ears that he is the lecturer taking plant and animal taxonomy and also the course adviser of the department; I nodded in haste as if my mouth weren’t functioning. LECTURER: Good morning great scientist! CLASS: Good morning sir (The whole class shouted) LECTURER: I believed some of you are here for the first time, and some of you where in my first class? CLASS: Yes sir (some students were shouting MR. FOLE the thalophyta) LECTURER: For those of you who don’t know me am your course adviser, my name is MR. FOLE and I’ll be taking a very important course in your field, with the course code STB121 ‘plant and animal taxonomy’. He wrote the topic for the day on the marker board, which is TAXONOMY and started lecturing. He def...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 12* The so waited week finally came, before then I’ve contacted all my family members and friends who gave me what they can offer as a support to my education. I now have money to get all I needed like a classic apartment that is well furnished, electronics, generator, school fees and others unknown to me. Without anyone mentioning it to me, I know I must surely excel because throughout my primary and secondary education, I always emerge the best and was given several scholarship awards by Shell, Globestar and some rich individuals. The only bad aspect of me is women, I can’t control myself when am close to shawama. If honey and shawama is set before me to make a choice, I’ll go for the shawama leaving the honey for ants to lick. But thank God I’m a changed person now. It’s up to two weeks, I haven’t s-x under minding the fact that I have close to 25 girlfriends in warri and it’s...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*             *EPISODE 11* Satan the devil has his way of spoiling someone’s joy but not in this case. I haven’t finished celebrating the good news Jerry gave me when a call came in, I almost picked it as I brought the phone out of my pocket but seeing the caller’s name makes me get moody. It’s a call from RUKKY OZ, what does she want from me? I asked myself. She kept on calling, giving me 2 dozens of miss calls (24 missed calls), I couldn’t bear it anymore and I start ending the calls by pressing the red button on my phone since it’s not there for fancy, but she still kept on calling. I angrily put my phone on airplane mode so no call can come in and opened Jerry’s message to confirm the source of my happiness; “Congratulation brother, you are among the 200 students that were admitted into the department of SCIENCE LAB. TECH. your name is the 15th name on the list, you should try and come over for your...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 10* How I wish there is an escape route to free myself from this mess, its certain that nemesis has caught up with me and I have to accept it and find a perfect solution… with lot of diversion of taught I finally decided to see our family doctor Dr. Gbogboro Freedom, instead of those so called professional doctors working in general hospital, I can’t stand their questions unlike Dr. Gbogboro who will understand everything I will say and commence treatment without any restriction. I got to his hospital at Ogborikoko road and met his absence, I have to wait for him and ignore other doctors’ invitation to see them and tell them what brought me to the hospital… For me not to be idle, I engaged in discussion with one of the patient waiting for Dr. Gbogboro too, according to him he was involve in a fatal accident but with the grace of God he survived sustaining just a fracture of his ...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*           *EPISODE 9* Warri Again!!! I enjoyed my stay in Ozoro especially the new fishes I caught with my indestructible net but it’s good to be home. No wonder they say ‘no place like home’; immediately as I got home, my mum has already cooked Owho soup, all I have to do is to prepare starch and marmar the great combination (yellow & yellow)… After eating, I was pressed and decided to use the rest room, getting there I zipped down and brought out my curve7 to execute the waste urine in my bladder. I discovered the urine was reddish in colour and very painful while coming out through the urethra, after some time the urine stopped dripping and I shake my curve7 like that of an android phone sending files through flashshare/xender with tears rolling off my eyes, as if I was beaten due to the stress I applied in forcing the urine out. It’s really strange because I haven’t felt such while urinating bef...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*         *EPISODE 8* Continuation from last scene…… I was trying to explain when she placed her middle finger on her lips telling me to shut up by making twwwwwccchhhhhhhh FAVOUR: who was that? ME: (with a deep breath) you mean the person I just spoke to? FAVOUR: yea (covering herself with the blanket) ME: It’s my friend Jerry, the one I sat with in the party FAVOUR: I taught it’s another girl, baby please I need that stuff you gave to me. You make me feel like am flying over the moon. ME: oohhh (with surprise), is it dddddddddddddddddd FAVOUR: yes the S E X Without wasting time I bounce on her like a roaring lion, pressing her hips, caressing her body and head to the shawama which was free to air… I guess you know what happened next? – – – – – – – – – – – – Exactly 7:50am I woke her up and she went into the bathroom to wash herself. Already her shawama odour has taken over the room so I have to use the ...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 7* The bike guy dropped us in front of a building I couldn’t identify because it was really late then. I only notice it was opposite Uduaghan Park where I was picked up by Jerry. Favour was coughing seriously and couldn’t stand on her own, her eyes were all closed. BIKE MAN: bros I dey feel you oo, you won go finish your babe perfectly tonight ME: Nor vex, na you I for like finish then leave your bone for your family BIKE MAN: na play i dey oo bros, pipo like you nor dey like chop remain for person ME: na you get your mouth, take your money Mr. chop remain The bike guy left smiling as he pocket the one thousand naira note I gave to him, I shake my head with a fake smile and walked inside the building holding Favour to myself. We met the receptionist and booked one of the available rooms, the keys were given to me after I made the payment and we went in. – – – – – – – – – – – –...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*            *EPISODE 7* The bike guy dropped us in front of a building I couldn’t identify because it was really late then. I only notice it was opposite Uduaghan Park where I was picked up by Jerry. Favour was coughing seriously and couldn’t stand on her own, her eyes were all closed. BIKE MAN: bros I dey feel you oo, you won go finish your babe perfectly tonight ME: Nor vex, na you I for like finish then leave your bone for your family BIKE MAN: na play i dey oo bros, pipo like you nor dey like chop remain for person ME: na you get your mouth, take your money Mr. chop remain The bike guy left smiling as he pocket the one thousand naira note I gave to him, I shake my head with a fake smile and walked inside the building holding Favour to myself. We met the receptionist and booked one of the available rooms, the keys were given to me after I made the payment and we went in. – – – – – – – – – – – –...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*         *EPISODE 6* Who goes there? I shouted as I heard someone banging the door with force while I was lacing my shoes, jerry went and opened the door and the so called Aghogho appeared with a smiling face showing her ‘ako ei liverpool‘ **big set of teeth like Liverpool stadium** this is the first time I’m seeing her AGHOGHO: Good evening everyone, did I interrupt? ME: Not at all, you must be Aghogho? (She increased the smile on her face making her look old) JERRY: yes, Eli meet Aghogho my baby. Aghogho meet Eli my brother from another mother I reached for her hand and gave her a soft hand shake, in the next one hour we are good to go. We walked to the road side to get a bike and off we went – – – – – – – – – – – PARTY GROUND (WESTEN HALL) The place was filled with lots of mini skirt and I can glance through to see the jean-string and white pants beneath….. I didn’t know when the following words came out ...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*           *EPISODE 5* Finally the D-day has come, I left Rukkys apartment while she was still far asleep to freshen up and get prepared for the main deal of the day. Didn’t bother to wake her up since she wasn’t pleased with what happened last night, I sent her an apology message regarding to what happened between us and went to the campus where I will be writing the examination. The whole town was filled with lot of people from diver’s places, it’s like a market place if you do not walk steadfastly, you will surely collide with another person. I managed to locate the hall where my name is with the help of the para-military officers and school securities who directed me to campus two (2) after lot of to and fro movement. Getting to the hall, I sat down on the seat provided for me since the seat number tally with the one on my photo card and also bear my serial number. – – – – – – – – – – – – It’s over an...

*MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC*          *EPISODE 4* I removed the vibrating phone from my pocket and saw the name RUKKY OZ, I quickly press the green button on my phone RUKKY: hello ME: hello dear, I’ve been expecting your call RUKKY: yeah, sorry for not calling on time, I was busy preparing dinner. Can you please come to my room? ME: why not? I’m coming now (voicing it out with haste) Jerry asked me who just called and I told him its Rukky requesting my presence in her room, I concluded he should go and meet his hostel girl friend that I will call him when am done with Rukky. – – – – – – – – – – – Her door was already opened as I tried knocking, I walk straight in and the next thing I heard was an unclear voice from her bathroom RUKKY: Eli is that you? ME: yes, where are you? RUKKY: am in the bathroom please lock the door ME: okayyy (I locked the door with the key already on the door) She came out with towel on her chest, I wasn’...